everyone finds that person that tells them something is in their teeth in a nice way and kisses them after, the person who gets the hair out of your mouth and smacks your hands if you try to bite your nails, the person who doesn’t care if you’re sweaty from work or if you got a bad haircut and youre crying they’ll still love you and hug you and if you think youll never find that person you’re dead wrong
What a time to be alive
"made for sharing"
kinda want 2 die kinda want 2 make out
Fucking kids man
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
is this the softcore version of fuck the police
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